Dec. 25th, 2014
In late June 2014 someone told me that music shake the chemicals in our body and stimulates our soul. I couldn’t believe after nearly 17 years of Crownn Records, I was acknowledging the truth.
So what’s the problem with the horible music that is being released today?
“Who do they think they are? “- with the (JustAdd Water/Do It Yourself) systems of delivery. Does the world owe you something because you can upload to Itunes? Does that make the music better? Where is the efforts of PR, artist/band infrastructure, and quality of sound.
In this instant gratification world of ours, why is it that everything is put into categories or a genre? In closing out the year of 2014, we have rock, hip-hop, dance and traditional. Then there is horrific rock, hip-hop and quadrible copied dance, trap, EDM and no such thing as new traditional music.
The majority of those songs are done DIY style and released within the same two months of recording with zero structure or quality assured plans. The nontrust factor of a loyal team goes within the DIY. Who in the world world consider recording a song in one month and releasing it the next month? ahhh… PR? Process of delivery?
Its a dead give away that those artists music will be a Halloween costume if a single, album or video is being considered “dropped on such and such date” or released before there is a structured 4 month planner. Can we all repeat the words “brand building”?
Here is a bigger joke, those artist or bands then go online when they are DIY posting on the social media platforms and announce a live date and expect people to come. That insulting process, to the public and real industry likes, includes begging others for more shows in bars, clubs or other non MRPS (Mechanical Royalty Protection Society) venues. Then expect people to show up based on bathroom selfies and Android PR.
Hold your stomach because the hook and sinker is; they wont play live unless there is a gurantee financially from a venue, eventhough there is a DIY structure. As well as noone knowing who they are or have heard their music. Hilarious right? Well they call themselves artist. Didnt artist take the risk of capturing an audience then stick their hands out for money based on a great series of songs? Hmm.. and now??“Who do they think they are?”
Then again its DIY and self entitlement and a free world that is surrounded by satellites to make releasing a song accessible for everyone. What would happen if we took a worldwide vote on uploading horrible music a crime?
With the exception of the bands from Ireland and the UK, everyone else is copying the American sound. For the love of God, what is that?“WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?”
The DIY, of the music business is more contagious than Ebola, except everyone is into it and spreading the horrible disease. Sure its a different world and the combination of creating and delivering good music is different, but there is nothing like the conventional method of creating a good sound, having the balls to play it live without “handout” excuses and seeing what happens. Those days when people saluted courage over stature seems like the smallest white golf ball on the moon. (You simply cant find it).
I remember in 2004, when Crownn signed it’s first major distribution deal and how excited we were. We were putting out tapes, vinlys and cd’s. For some reason we kept hearing in Berlin “Yeah but, the digital age is going to eat you up!”.
My first thought was why? It’s just another form of communication, so why not embrace it? I mean we still had to put out good music and support our bands playing live, which meant radio plugging, PR, poster campaigns and a well defined guerilla marketing plan. Above all good music still sells know matter what format its delivered in. To me it should be easier to excercise the aforementioned than before.
“Master your craft first!”
Was 2004, the last year of a good song? No offense to Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters, without whom there wouldnt be any music worth listening to. Ok, Ok that was unfair, there are tons of great bands and music out there. However, the ratio of 3 to 1 in 2004 compared to the 100,000 to 1 in 2014 doesnt consistently shake the chemicals in us anymore.
Lets be honest here, a band competition would be the most boring event on the planet now. Anyone disagree? Why do we listen to music from 15 to 45 years ago to shake the chemicals in our bodies? Get it now?
Who does the “New Power Generation/DIY” music shakers think they are? Why listen to so called older music and never follow the blue print of how to get their music out there?
Its ironic that the term Master Your Craft can be considered an insult? For those who are offended then perhaps they are guilty.
Here is a possible solution from a nobody (me) who has been in the music industy would like to suggest;
- Try having a 45 minute listening session starting with The Wildhearts single “Its Only Love” (3 minutes), then take 45 seconds of the chorus of the T.I./ Justin Timberlake song “Dead and Gone”.
- Take a sip of water and put on “Estranged” by Guns and Roses (only for 3 minutes), and cut that with “You Drop The Bomb On Me” by the Gap Band. It may be wise to have a seat now.
- While sitting down to catch your breath or relax from the chemicals in your body from exploding, put on Elton John “Good Bye Yellow Brick Road”, then play any song by Public Enemy! ** It should be noted that Chuck D and company were decades ahead of themselves.
- Just when you think it cant get any better put on the single “Sing” by Travis. Then repeat the process again.
What do you think? Did you notice the difference in the creativity, diversity and the artist(s) “Mastering Their Craft?”
My point being is, all of those artist are from different backgrounds, cultures and influences yet the chemicals in our body stimulates our soul with their craft that was mastered. We know who they are!
For the life of my imaginary gold fish, I cant understand why the DIY (artist, entertainers, uncredible agents and managers) cant supply one sales statement or tour talk settlement excel or a PR receipt. The aforementioned at the very least is the proof of efforts and sometimes the efforts doesnt represent the results although it does show they have attempted to try.
Without these simple components and NOT mastering their craft—
“Who Do They Think They Are?”
It would be amazing to hear what Prince , who is still with us, think of todays current music process. I can only imagine what the Father of Rock and Roll “Johnnie Johnson” is thinking from above.
“We know who they are!”
In closing “Who do they think they are” to copy all of the remarkable chemical shakers from the past then mix, remix their music only to not follow the rules. Where is the honor amongst the theives? X-Factor, has to be the biggest contributor to those tears in heaven.. Sorry Mr. Cowell but you invented a new weapon to destroy us all. I am sure the same guy who invented the gun meant well, but look at how that device is being used in 2014.
4 thoughts on “¨Who Do They Think They Are?””
in IRELAND if you play crap rubbish music and/or covers of crap rubbish music, country and western or over earnest solo acoustic self absorbed tripe you can make a great living . IF you play original music that doesn’t fit the square prepare to be on the dole,,,playing for free…FACT
all well and good to play for free for a charity, but playing for free when the barman or promoter or soundman and some other guy is getting 2 grand for marquee hire, not to mention the old codology of” we are giving you an opportunity” ,its is a fucking shame.. DUBLIN is even worse, hundreds of similiar bands jumping on someone elses train,,giving music the quick once over ,,,all skinny jeans n commerce degrees to fall back on..
Tell us more.. So you are saying that you cant create good music and garner a audience in Ireland. I am sure there are some amazing bands that are waiting for their shot or better still creating their own shot. Its not a complaining blog its an observation. Crownn was created and still exist in Dublin (as you know).
But the excuses of not playing live and creating shitty music is worse dont you think.. Whats wrong with mastering your craft.
And thanks for continuing playing others music. Some of that is ours..
Post your point and your statistics. No pun intended but the social proof of (what does the audience think) is the best way to get your point across. Post your music and a video of you playing live and I promise to promote your band.